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Oh, this is an excellent joke. Mr. Kubus should do stand up, he so funee!" - originalspot, 10 minutes into the game
(Scroll to bottom for short version, I may be some time raging.)I have things to say about this game's presentation/people posting on this:1 - No screenshots. Post some, you might get less flamers. People tend to flame if they have to DL something, and they don't like it.
2 - Admiration for a developer is nice, but don't just "10/10" it, there is always improvements to be made. Give feedback, silly people.
3 - Pinnacle of graphics? Have any of you played S64's games? Graphics look like they came out of a tileset, but they are still an infinity better, to be honest.
4 - Don't flame/sage mindlessly. Give reasons.
Now,
criticism of the game. (
This will be harsh, but it REALLY needs to be said.)
1) Graphics - Drastic improvement is required. They look like someone went crazy with the line tool, and basic colours. Also, the choice of colours was horrible, and hurt my head. Tone them down if you want anyone else to pick this up. And add some movement frames- all the charcters do is slide around. While I admire Mr. Kubus on his dedication, and tenacity in sticking by a single graphical style, it is far from the pinnacle. Try an anthill at the foot of the mountain range where the pinnacle is.
2) Resolution changed - Don't. There is no real good reason here to force my computer into cruddy low rez for a game which is mediocre at best.
3) AI - It looks like you just picked basic, random platform AI, and threw in random chances to execute combos and attacks. I mean, the AI just jumps backward off the screen, flailing wildly at me, who is on the other side of the arena. And then it returns to the start point. Some logical moves would be nice, such as only attacking when I'm nearby.
4) User Interface - What UI? A proper menu, healthbars, and a way to see the name of the character I'm picking would be nice. At least. And hide the cursor if you aren't going to use it.
5) Horrible controls - Seriously. Make seperate controls for each mode. A full keyboard set of controls for single player, the horrible cramped controls for two player. I was getting RSI by using these things.
6) No plot/minimal documentation - Why is my character fighting? Why is my vampire/zombie in a homemade coffin? Why anything? Would it kill you to use a few paragraphs? Or line breaks?
7) 7mb file size - This game is not worth it. Why is it so hueg? Oh, the music? I muted that crap about 10 seconds in.
8) Poor use of the english - Are you dyslexic? Is there a problem we should be aware of? No? THEN WHY IS IT CALLED "MORT BATTEL"? I am a grammar nazi, yes, but to consistiently mis-spell the word "Battle" for no good reason is not acceptable in my book. And it doesn't even make sense. English is your 2nd language? Get someone who does speak english to spellcheck for you. Please.
9) Death Moves - There is no penalty for spamming this move except 100 points. Make it so the move charges up the more you pound the other character, and when it's full, you can use the move, which depletes the powerbar to 0.
10) Instantaneous rematch - Waaagh... I just beat one and it jumps to the next fight? No chance for me to gloat at the corpse of my foe? Weeeak.
11) Scoring - Health-based is bad. Do time, instead. Faster times = more score. Subtract score from an initial total if you have to.
This game is nowhere in the same league as Mortal Kombat. It's like MK's crippled cousin that fell out of a wheelchair and into a body of water about half a metre deep - it's painful to see. I might consider being less harsh, if you remove the game, improve everything, and bring it back when you've tested it on some honest people for a bit. And if you recieved any help with this from anyone for version 7, tell them from me that they don't know the first thing about game making, because it is
very true. And, if this took you 6 years, i'll eat my hat.
tl;drThis game has a long way to go, Kubus. Focus less on quantity of games, and focus more on quality. I haven't released a proper game yet because I am never satisfied with the quality of it, and i make improvements until I get bored with the idea, and can it. Perhaps you should do the same - quality check.
You will now be judged by the Court of Spot:1/10 - This game looks like it was made by a 10 year old. If I could sage this game, I would. (Sage = Sageru (Japanese for "to lower"))
You only get the one point because you released something I don't have the patience to do. (Even if you are 10 years old, this game is no excuse.)
Sorry for the long post, but I had to make sure everyone knows WHY I'm flaming this sorry game.
Admins / mods, ban me for this and I will raise so much hell. My opinion and feedback is not only legit; it is
required in this case. I want Mr. Kubus to read and understand this negative criticism, so he can improve his/her games, and not get flamed so much in future. Perhaps these games might make it to the level of Karoshi and Jetz Rampage 4... perhaps even Battle High. But not without work. And no work will be done unless he is told the truth about his games.
Personals (Side notes for the parties in question, don't read if you don't want to.)
QUOTE ("T3mp3st")
Just because he doesn't ask here, doesn't mean he doesn't ask. The GMC WIP section isn't the entire universe. And if the feedback was anything like what is usually given in his Creation topics, I can't blame him for not bothering.
This is the problem - If you don't tell the truth about bad things, you only encourage the developer in their misguided efforts. And posting in forums where people spooge at the mention of his games is bound to spawn blind fanposts, further fanning the egotistical fire. Admittedly, flaming a developer isn't the way to roll, but it's not a good idea to ignore the flaming, they do it to tell you something. (Albeit crudely)
People that said 10/10... were you bribed to do this? Don't be sheep - Grow a spine, and give
suggestions for improvements.
LimmingKenny- you seem to be blindly following Mr. Kubus. His graphics must be slapped together in 5 minutes. There is no detail. No shading. No art.
(Also, I remember you, jinxtengu.)///////////////// Verbose Post Over, Go home /////////////////////