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#1 Mercerenies

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 01:50 AM

Sandwich Robots

After the Sandwich Revolution of 2132, sandwich shops became the norm, and after the Robot Revolution of 2133, they were all run by robots. Unfortunately, after the Human Revolution of 2134, severe restrictions were placed on robot intelligence and all robotic weapon stores were shut down in favor of robot sandwich shops. It was a revolutionary time.

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You are a lowly robotic sandwich shop manager who runs a shop on the corner of Street and Road. Unfortunately, there are several streets called Street and roads called Road, so when you tell people to go to the shop on the corner of Street and Road, they often accidentally go to your competition. One night, you decide to eliminate the competition. All of the robot managers met up one night in a dark alley. Fortunately, you all have access to an online sandwich supply factory that can beam sandwich supplies right to you. It's time to eliminate the competition and make your sandwich shop the best in Citytownvilletopia once and for all!

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(All players start with 10 gold)
Ham (30 gold)
Cheese (15 gold)
Toasted Bread (150 gold)
Bacon (110 gold)
Whipped Cream (11 gold)

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Edited by Mercerenies, 05 January 2016 - 06:07 AM.

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#2 Snail_Man

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 12:14 PM

I sell myself for scrap metal, gaining $

 

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#3 Jbax1899

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 01:46 PM

So the goal is to make money? I know a way to get some easy.

 

...Oh, wait, Im a robot. I guess I can cross that off the list.


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Posted 15 April 2015 - 01:51 PM

I take jbax's money 


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#5 Mercerenies

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 02:18 PM

Sandwich Robots

Snail_Man sells himself for scrap metal. Merchant-bot happily accepts the scrap metal, beaming him piece-by-piece back to his shop. Over the next few turns, Snail_Man will slowly disappear and be given money in exchange for his parts.

Jbax briefly considers robot prostitution but then remembers that that is not actually a thing.

While Jbax is pondering the finer points of offering his body for money, C0ffee punches him in the face and steals his money.

The shop started selling a couple of new things.

Players
Snail_Man (60 gold / lacking left arm)
Jbax1899 (0 gold)
PoweredByC0ffee (20 gold)

Locations
Dark Alley - Everyone

Shop
Ham (30 gold)
Cheese (15 gold)
Toasted Bread (150 gold)
Bacon (110 gold)
Whipped Cream (11 gold)
Paper (1 gold)
Mustard (35 gold)
Snail_Man's Left Arm (100 gold)
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Posted 15 April 2015 - 02:21 PM

(I love this already)

 

 

I buy one paper and ask snail_man for  a pen


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#7 Snail_Man

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 02:32 PM

Buy mustard and whipped cream, attempt to beam my consciousness into the cash register.
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Posted 15 April 2015 - 02:36 PM

while snail_man is in the cash register I put tape over his transmitter and steal the body and sell it for scrap metal.


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#9 TehPilot

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 02:36 PM

Using my el33t hax0r skeelz I quickly write a GUI in Visual Basic which allows me to trace the IP address of store purchase requests, and hopefully reroute some purchases to me instead.

 

I thusly intend to start a SANDWICH BLACK MARKET, where I will sell sandwich ingredients of rarity and regular ingredients flavored with my Secret Sauce (made from flour, eggs, horseradish, praying mantis legs, and <REDACTED>) at a 102.5% price markup.

 

My initial money is to be put in a high-yield savings account to retrieve later.


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Posted 15 April 2015 - 02:54 PM

Im made from about 40% chromium, so my own body should be worth quite a bit. Lets see...Whats not important......Oh I know!

 

Wait, im still a robot. Ok fine. I put up my left arm on auction.


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Posted 15 April 2015 - 02:57 PM

I'm going to wait to see how much I get for snail_man's body.


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#12 Mercerenies

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 03:08 PM

Sandwich Robots

C0ffee buys a Paper and asks Snail_Man for a pen, who seems to simply ignore him. Merchant-bot seemed to have exactly one Paper in stock.

Snail buys one Mustard and one Whipped Cream, as his nose is beamed off to the warehouse and sold for profit. Fortunately, robots don't need to breathe to survive.

However, Snail greatly valued his nose and becomes upset at Merchant-bot. Thus, he does the natural thing and launches his consciousness into the Warehouse's cash register. Somehow, his money transfers with his consciousness. It's brilliant what technology can do these days.

C0ffee attempts to cover the Snail Register with tape but quickly comprehends that the Snail Register is in a faraway place now. As consolation, C0ffee steals Snail's body and sells it for scrap metal. Merchant-bot is happy to take the entire body at once now that it is an empty shell.

TehPilot, who decided to stay home and not participate in the robot war, decides to head down to his secret hacking cave and build a VB application to trace the IP of store purchase requests. The application is ready and going online now. Unfortunately, Merchant-bot sees that someone is siphoning money and goods off him, and rather than deal with the problem he simply jacks up prices to compensate.

TehPilot has created a SANDWICH BLACK MARKET over the Internet.

Jbax removes his left arm and offers it for auction. The starting price is 0.001 gold.

Players
Snail_Man (44 gold / actually a cash register)
- Whipped Cream
- Mustard
Jbax1899 (0 gold)
PoweredByC0ffee (119 gold)
- Paper
TehPilot (10 gold)

Locations
Dark Alley
- Jbax1899
- PoweredByC0ffee
Warehouse
- Snail_Man
TehPilot's Batcave
- TehPilot

Shop
Ham (300 gold)
Cheese (150 gold)
Toasted Bread (1500 gold)
Bacon (1100 gold)
Whipped Cream (110 gold)
Mustard (350 gold)
Snail_Man's Left Arm (1000 gold)
Snail_Man's Nose (2000 gold)
The rest of Snail_Man's Body (9999990 gold)

TehPilot's Black Market
(No items in stock yet)

Auction
Jbax's left arm - 0.001 gold (no bids)
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#13 Snail_Man

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 03:11 PM

Bid $1 for jBax's arm
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Posted 15 April 2015 - 03:17 PM

I bid 10$


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#15 Snail_Man

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 03:19 PM

I bid $10.01
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Posted 15 April 2015 - 03:21 PM

I search for items in my residence, and see if any of them can be added to the black market.

 

I also attempt to interrupt the transfer of money for the arm auction.


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Posted 15 April 2015 - 03:21 PM

I bid 10.02


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#18 Jbax1899

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 03:22 PM

Wait, there was an auction hosting fee? Gosh darnit.


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#19 Snail_Man

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 03:23 PM

I bid $11
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Posted 15 April 2015 - 03:23 PM

I bid 12

and take all of snail_man's money


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#21 Snail_Man

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 03:24 PM

$12.01
and lock the cash register doors

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#22 PoweredByC0ffee

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 03:25 PM

How are you even bidding? *throws cash register on ground* 

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOUR MONEY!

 

I bid 12.02


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#23 Snail_Man

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 03:26 PM

$12.03
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#24 PoweredByC0ffee

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 03:28 PM

12.04


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#25 Snail_Man

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 03:29 PM

$12.05
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#26 PoweredByC0ffee

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 03:30 PM

12.09


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#27 Snail_Man

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 03:30 PM

$13
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#28 PoweredByC0ffee

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 03:32 PM

snail man what are you even going to do with an extra arm?

 

Bid: 15$


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#29 Snail_Man

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 03:33 PM

I don't have any, so I could use at least one.
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Posted 15 April 2015 - 03:35 PM

Whos going to install it?

I will let you win if you letme install it for 20$

 

bid: 15.02


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#31 TehPilot

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 03:36 PM

I attempt to adjust Snail_Man's bid by an additional power of 10 via remote interface. (to $150.10)


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#32 Snail_Man

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 03:37 PM

How about you install it for free, and I won't pursue legal action for stealing and selling my body.
$15.03
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#33 Mercerenies

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 03:38 PM

Sandwich Robots

The bidding war begins. Snail Register bids $1, quickly countered by C0ffee who bids $10, which results in a $0.01 increase in bids. Merchant-bot, who is apparently running the aucton for some reason, decides that he is amused and allows the bidding war to continue. He also informs the group that due to rising inflation rates the exchange rate is currently 50 gold/$1.

TehPilot searches the Batcave and scavenges about for items. Several items have been added to his inventory. He also attempts to siphon auction money. He will get a percentage of the auction money in the end.

Jbax complains about the auction hosting fee, but unfortunately for him there isn't really an auction hosting fee.

C0ffee attempts to electronically steal Snail's money, but the Cyber Police catch on before he can succeed. C0ffee is immediately beamed to jail, awaiting trial.

Snail Register locks his doors.

Snail Register bids $150.10. He's not sure how or why. It's almost as though someone hacked the cash register. Snail Register is currently winning.

Players
Snail_Man (44 gold / actually a cash register)
- Whipped Cream
- Mustard
Jbax1899 (0 gold)
PoweredByC0ffee (119 gold)
- Paper
TehPilot (10 gold)
- Action Figure
- Refrigerator
- Old Toyota Minivan
- Fighter Jet (x5)
- Key to All of the Cities

Locations
Dark Alley
- Jbax1899
Warehouse
- Snail_Man
TehPilot's Batcave
- TehPilot
Jail
- PoweredByC0ffee

Shop
Ham (300 gold)
Cheese (150 gold)
Toasted Bread (1500 gold)
Bacon (1100 gold)
Whipped Cream (110 gold)
Mustard (350 gold)
Snail_Man's Left Arm (1000 gold)
Snail_Man's Nose (2000 gold)
The rest of Snail_Man's Body (9999990 gold)

TehPilot's Black Market
(No items in stock yet)

Auction
Jbax's left arm - $150.10 (Snail Register)
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Posted 15 April 2015 - 03:38 PM

How about you install it for free, and I won't pursue legal action for stealing and selling my body.
$15.03

What are you going to do? you are a cash register

Bid: 15.07

 

 

edit: ****.


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#35 Snail_Man

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 03:40 PM

Hope that nobody notices my lack of funds, place a collect call to my attourny
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Posted 15 April 2015 - 03:41 PM

I set up my BLACK MARKET as follows:
 
Action Figure (x1) (25g)
Refrigerator (x1) (500g)
Old Toyota Minivan (x1) (350g)
Fighter Jet (x4) (60000g each)

All items are flavored with my Secret SauceTM and thus are delicious on any sandwich.


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Posted 15 April 2015 - 03:45 PM

*pulls cup along cell bars and starts singing*

PLEASE SOMEONE LET ME OUT!


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Posted 15 April 2015 - 03:53 PM

I become David Hasselhoff.


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Posted 15 April 2015 - 03:54 PM

No you dont 

*shoots lukasmah from prison*


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Posted 15 April 2015 - 04:19 PM

 

Jbax complains about the auction hosting fee, but unfortunately for him there isn't really an auction hosting fee.

 

Gosh darnit!

 

Who took my money then?


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Posted 15 April 2015 - 06:12 PM

I DID!


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Posted 15 April 2015 - 06:17 PM

Oh, right. Not sure how I forgot that punch to the face.

 

Well now that you are in jail I think it'd be fine to ask them for my money back.


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#43 Mercerenies

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 07:12 PM

Sandwich Robots

C0ffee tries to bid $15.07, but the current bid is $150.10, so the bid is invalid.

Snail Register places a call to his attorney. Fortunately, the cash register he possessed conveniently has a phone hardwired into the side. After hearing the situation, Snail's attorney immediately leaps into action and prepares to enter the fray.

TehPilot opens up his Black Market with its first line of stock, flavoring every ingredient with Secret Sauce.

C0ffee takes his cup and starts banging it against the bars, psychotically singing. Nobody really knows where he found that cup or where it's been, but it seemed to be full of hot coffee. C0ffee spills coffee all over himself.

Lukasmah becomes David Hasselhoff. Congratulations!

C0ffee pulls out a gun and shoots in Lukasmah's general direction. The bullet penetrates the jail walls and hits Lukasmah. Lukasmah takes a bullet to the chest and the part of him that still wasn't quite David Hasselhoff dies. Briefly, C0ffee wonders why the jail let him keep his gun, or how he got a gun anyway. But whatever.

Jbax calls the cops and asks them for his money back. The cops seem frustrated with his abuse of the emergency hotline, so they beam him to jail as well. Conveniently, he and C0ffee are placed in the same cell.

The auction will come to a close very soon. Anyone who wants to outbid Snail is running out of time to do so.

Players
Snail_Man (44 gold / actually a cash register)
- Whipped Cream
- Mustard
Jbax1899 (0 gold)
PoweredByC0ffee (119 gold / covered in hot coffee)
- Paper
- Empty Cup
- Gun
TehPilot (10 gold)
- Action Figure
- Refrigerator
- Old Toyota Minivan
- Fighter Jet (x5)
- Key to All of the Cities
Lukasmah (10 gold / is definitely David Hasselhoff)

Locations
Dark Alley
- Lukasmah
Warehouse
- Snail_Man
TehPilot's Batcave
- TehPilot
Jail
- PoweredByC0ffee
- Jbax1899
Outside the Law Firm
- Attorney-Man

Shop
Ham (300 gold)
Cheese (150 gold)
Toasted Bread (1500 gold)
Bacon (1100 gold)
Whipped Cream (110 gold)
Mustard (350 gold)
Snail_Man's Left Arm (1000 gold)
Snail_Man's Nose (2000 gold)
The rest of Snail_Man's Body (9999990 gold)

TehPilot's Black Market
Action Figure (x1) (25 gold)
Refrigerator (x1) (500 gold)
Old Toyota Minivan (x1) (350 gold)
Fighter Jet (x4) (60,000 gold)

Auction
Jbax's left arm - $150.10 (Snail Register)
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Posted 15 April 2015 - 07:40 PM

I punch coffee in the face, then ask the cell guard for my one phone call.


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Posted 15 April 2015 - 07:43 PM

I spill coffee over Coffee.
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Posted 15 April 2015 - 07:48 PM

I tell my attorney to legally protect me from all liablity re: my lack of funds in the arm auction, and also to sue Coffee for stealing my body, and Merchent-Bot for under-paying me on my arm and nose sales.

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 10:00 PM

I sell black licorice for 30 gold to TehPilot thinking that a black market is a place where black objects are bought and sold.


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Posted 15 April 2015 - 10:33 PM

I politely give jbax 20$ 

 

W-why did I do that I must be disfuctioning.

*attempts to take money back and shuts off*

 

I also request one call to tehpilot


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#49 Mercerenies

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 11:38 PM

Sandwich Robots

Jbax punches C0ffee in the face. He then demands his one phone call. The cell guard enters the cell and hands Jbax a cell phone, but in the process the cell door shuts behind him, locking the guard in.

Lukasmah makes a point to visit C0ffee in prison. He goes to a nearby coffee shop, buys some coffee for 1 gold, and spills it all over C0ffee. The cell guard seems angry at Lukasmah, but since he is also a prisoner at the moment that is a small concern.

Snail Register asks Attorney-Man to protect him and sue several people. Attorney-Man dons his cape and mask and sets off. As it turns out, this guy isn't actually an attorney. He's a man with a mental deficiency that causes him to hear the word "punch" whenever someone says "sue". Attorney-Man approaches C0ffee's cell, prepared to "sue" the crap out of him.

Nitemare, who happens to be a black licorice collector, decides to sell it on the black market, since that's obviously what that is. Unfortunately, Teh's system doesn't filter out silly things like that, so Nitemare's transaction succeeds.

Out of pity for Snail, Merchant-bot changes the exchange rate to 1 gold/$1.

C0ffee politely hands Jbax 20 gold and then demands his phone call. Wanting the phone, C0ffee punches Jbax and claims the guard's phone from him. TehPilot's phone is now ringing.

The auction is over. Snail Register wins. TehPilot siphoned 10% of the auction money.

The bank makes a public service announcement that they will soon be hiring people to collect any money they are owed.

Players
Snail_Man (-106.1 gold / actually a cash register / in debt to the bank)
- Whipped Cream
- Mustard
- JBax's Left Arm
Jbax1899 (20 gold / lacking his left arm)
PoweredByC0ffee (99 gold / covered in a lot of hot coffee)
- Paper
- Empty Cup
- Gun
- Guard's Cell Phone
TehPilot (-5 gold / in debt to the bank)
- Action Figure
- Refrigerator
- Old Toyota Minivan
- Fighter Jet (x5)
- Key to All of the Cities
- Black licorice
Lukasmah (9 gold / is definitely David Hasselhoff)
Nitemare38 (40 gold)
- A nearly infinite supply of black licorice

Locations
Dark Alley
- (None)
Warehouse
- Snail_Man
TehPilot's Batcave
- TehPilot
Jail
- PoweredByC0ffee
- Jbax1899
- Cell Guard
- Lukasmah (Outside)
- Attorney-Man (Outside)
Outside the Law Firm
- (None)

Shop
Ham (300 gold)
Cheese (150 gold)
Toasted Bread (1500 gold)
Bacon (1100 gold)
Whipped Cream (110 gold)
Mustard (350 gold)
Snail_Man's Left Arm (1000 gold)
Snail_Man's Nose (2000 gold)
The rest of Snail_Man's Body (9999990 gold)

TehPilot's Black Market
Action Figure (x1) (25 gold)
Refrigerator (x1) (500 gold)
Old Toyota Minivan (x1) (350 gold)
Fighter Jet (x4) (60,000 gold)

Auction
(None)
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#50 Snail_Man

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 11:41 PM

Apply for the bank money collector job, hopping along on my one left arm like a pogo stick and talking through the LCD display.
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Farewell, old GMC.
Although you stole my posts, I shall remember thee always.

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