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#1 GameDevDan

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 08:51 AM

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GameMaker: Microwave is the latest in food-synthesis technology. Click and create your favourite meals from our brand new cross-platform IDE and send them to your microwave oven in just a few minutes.
 
YoYo Games have rewritten everything you thought you knew about physics and expanded our reach into the catering market. With our patented energy-to-matter technology, we have revolutionised the way hobbyists and professional chefs will cook meals.
 
How does it work?
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Create your desired meal in our new IDE with either drag-and-drop actions or using GMMML (GameMaker: Microwave Markup Language). Then, connect your PC to any compatible microwave oven over a WiFi connection. Click "Publish" and your food will synthesise in your microwave within minutes. It's that simple.
 
When can I try it?
We're working very hard to iron out the last few creases, but GameMaker: Microwave should be available in the form of a closed beta very soon.
 
Will the IDE run on a Mac?
The IDE will be PC only to begin with, but later we hope to expand to Mac OS X, Ubuntu and smart toasters running Android 4.4 or higher.
 
Register your interest for the latest updates here or follow us on Facebook and Twitter.
 
 
Disclaimer: GameMaker: Studio, GameMaker 8.1 and GameMaker for Mac are not compatible with microwave ovens. Please, don't even go there.

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#2 Lonewolff

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 08:53 AM

Bazinga! ::lmao::


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#3 repesorsa

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 08:54 AM

Does this come with expert mode?


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#4 Lonewolff

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 08:55 AM

1:04 on the display too. Now that's attention to detail :thumbsup:


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#5 Mike.Dailly

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 09:04 AM

Wait till they see the cost of this new module..... then they'll need the new YoYo Fan, so it can hit something.


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#6 Lonewolff

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 09:09 AM

Wait till they see the cost of this new module..... then they'll need the new YoYo Fan, so it can hit something.

 

Haha! I was going to ask how much it costs but didn't want to see this become a flame thread once Eyezik logs on :P


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#7 Daniel Cleaton

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 09:13 AM

Did you guys think we BOUGHT all our Friday morning bacon rolls, or something?! So stone age.

 

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#8 Alice

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 09:15 AM

A few questions:

1. Is it finally based on engine that is not Delphi?

2. What paradigm/architecture it's based on? Is it based on e.g. OOP (Oat Onion Pepper) or GMMVVM (GameMaker Meal Vanilla VanillaMeal)?

3. Does it support HTCPCP networking? If not, is it possible to add an extension for that?

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 09:16 AM

DanielCleaton - Classic, I have blown all my + rep today!

 

Microwave yourself a bacon roll :)


Edited by Lonewolff, 01 April 2015 - 09:16 AM.

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#10 Leafen

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 09:16 AM

I got it! thanks! :)

 

Now I will make some of these cheeseburgers with watermelons in soy sauce!


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Posted 01 April 2015 - 09:36 AM

I can't wait!!!  I knew Star Trek was for reals!!  Woot Woo!!


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#12 DaveBot

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 09:46 AM

Will it cook my uranium-glass coils?


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Posted 01 April 2015 - 10:15 AM

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#14 GameGoblin

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 10:43 AM

Did you guys really take my post seriously?

Game Maker should cook food for us.

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I can't believe that.
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#15 DeepBlueLight

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 11:20 AM

I not like burger :P
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#16 TsukaYuriko

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 11:57 AM

A microwave export?! Well, better than a Microsoft export in any case, but... I was kinda hoping for more after all of the internal squirreling last week. You know, something along the lines of "YoYo Games bought by Valve" or some other huge compa-

 

 

 

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Oh.


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#17 Alice

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 12:03 PM

I not like burger :P


Indeed, people keep making burger clones over and over again, giving bad reputation to GM: Microwave despite it having much wider possibilities. Let's not forget meals like Hotdog Miami, for example. "They need to be fed" action was driven by GM:M as well!

And that all already happened even though GM:M didn't reach closed beta stage yet!

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 01:05 PM

Finally i don't need to stand up and go to the kitchen in order to get something to eat! :D


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Posted 01 April 2015 - 02:18 PM

Indeed, people keep making burger clones over and over again

It's like sonic all over again...
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Posted 01 April 2015 - 02:33 PM

I found a bug. I cannot get it to make tea for me. It keeps making "Advanced Tea Substitute", but not real tea.

 

Any suggestions?


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#21 DJ Coco

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 02:37 PM

Do I need a microwave to test my meal in or can I also run a microwave virtual machine?


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#22 RujiK

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 02:54 PM

PRO TIP: If you put your laptop inside the microwave it will connect even faster. There will be confirmation lights and loud noises.


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#23 Hgameguy

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 03:27 PM

Having so much fun trying out this new export module!  :woot:

 

However, there seems to be a bit of a buffer overflow problem when json_encoding ds_maps in the Micro YYC module.

 

Dunno if this should be filed as a bug report or what, but here's a video of what happened:

https://youtu.be/chOfSxh9Yq4?t=34s

 

Is this supposed to be a feature or do I really have to call ds_map_destroy()?

Totally can't figure out what I'm doing wrong here...  :wallbash:

 

-Hgameguy ;)


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Posted 01 April 2015 - 04:39 PM

Will there also be precompiled food for best eating efficiency?
If the GM microwave connects with a website then ordinary cookies could become really delicious, at least I hope so.
But maybe the application oven would be more suitable for that.


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#25 slojanko

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 05:03 PM

3D food printing. I definitely want one of these GM: Microwaves


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Posted 01 April 2015 - 05:08 PM

Question... will YoYo's insurance cover any potential damage if my YYC'd food randomly crashes and injures me?


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Posted 01 April 2015 - 05:13 PM

I just compiled a burger king :(

 

Now I'm banned for copyright!


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Posted 02 April 2015 - 02:04 AM

Is the GM Microwave compatible with GameMaker: Studio, GameMaker 8.1 and GameMaker for Mac?

I'd love to see what happens when I export my games to my microwave...


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Posted 02 April 2015 - 03:04 AM

 
Haha! I was going to ask how much it costs but didn't want to see this become a flame thread once Eyezik logs on :P


Hahah, i was just gonna say...
..oh dear, wtf is this world coming to?! Fishing!!
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Posted 02 April 2015 - 03:18 AM

Does it finally have a 3D editor?


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Posted 02 April 2015 - 03:49 AM

Does it finally have a 3D editor?

It's 3D only. My prayers have finally be answered.
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Posted 03 April 2015 - 03:07 PM

Well, which microwaves are working with this module?

Now i could create it...The Spagetti Burger!!! :P


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Posted 03 April 2015 - 04:12 PM

Here's the real question - Will it blend?


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Posted 03 April 2015 - 04:23 PM

Here's the real question - Will it blend?

Actually, here's an even better question, will it microwave airbags without any casualties?

 

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Posted 04 April 2015 - 04:30 AM

Does it finally have a 3D editor?

It has 4D storage space, though. Hungry people can't deny.
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