guys, Guys, GUYS!!! I present to you a game that took as long as the making of this post! I am proud to present to you...
ROY THE SHORT: BOATS OF WAR!!!
Play the intense sequel to RTS: TOW that you will beat in FIVE MINUTES.
Why does Roy keep fighting things?
Why is Roy so big?
What is Roy?
Why are there so many boats?
The ocean is moving but the boats aren't?
The flinging isn't perfect.
Is this a joke game?
Play to get no answers to these heart-pounding, brain-breaking questions!
Play as ROY THE SHORT in an EPIC quest to DESTROY all boats. There's plenty of KILL included.
Overused quote system:
"This is the best!" ~Mercerenies
"This is my cup of tea." ~ParodyKnaveBob
"I thought I would win if 3D games weren't allowed..." ~NAL
"I almost don't want to ban you for Dangerous Dave VS Nocturne" ~Nocturne
"Does he twerk?" ~Dadio
"How did I get dragged into this?" ~Roy
"I am all high up on Roy!" ~Electroman
"This is why people think Gamemaker is a kid's tool." ~Sandy
"I love you." ~Mr Magnus
"Dude, why the hell am I in this?" ~Lawsome
"Worst partner ever." ~Alice
PLAY ROY TODAY!
(estimated development time 45 minutes)