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[Desert Dog]

First blood!

[flexaplex]

About time. Probe you into attack and your defence is going to fall apart.

[Desert Dog]

Watch our queen, guys, don't lose it. D= Especially not to dreaded knights!

[flexaplex]

What's that you say? Attack?

[Desert Dog]

I now have a substantial mass of pawns in the center.

[flexaplex]

You now have an attack about to come, which you're going to have fun defending
Why don't you take our B2 pawn? You know you want to. I would be tired of defending by now.

EDIT: Screw it, bedtime. If someone doesn't move e4e5 next turn I'm going to shoot them

[Desert Dog]

Defending? You haven't even been attacking.
I'm in no hurry. You've got no targets, looks like you're going for tactics. Just keep the center under-wraps, and choke you to death.

Edit: Note other black players: Hang onto our black bishop, we need him.

[flexaplex]

Defending? You haven't even been attacking.

Yeah, because you keep building your defence, like last move and stopping any possible attacks.

Well I guess I better defend that stupid b2 position now then.

[Desert Dog]

Yeah, because you keep building your defence, like last move and stopping any possible attacks.

..says the guy who plays Be2, and d3 in the Sicilian.

[flexaplex]

Well I really think someone other than Desert Dog should move black's next turn. I mean that was a decent move he made with the knight last turn, but just look how vulnerable that poor black king is sat there, he's not even paying any attention to it. Someone really needs to do black a favour and move it into the corner as the very next move before it's too late.

[Desert Dog]

Well I really think someone other than Desert Dog should move blacks next turn...

Yeah, I think I'm being a bit selfis.. wait a minute!

I think Qb6 may have been incorrect. Back to the correct square.

[flexaplex]

I think Qb6 may have been incorrect. Back to the correct square.

No, you should have been moving to b4, I thought you wanted control of the center?

And I should definitely be defending my bishop



But hey, that's boring

[Desert Dog]

No, you should have been moving to b4, I thought you wanted control of the center?

Qb4, it's got no targets (your pawn is solid, and your minor pieces cover the squares well).
It'd just become a target. Best keep it back, cover from a distance.

[flexaplex]

What could I attack it with?

[paul23]

Why the dragon, why the dragon -.-




Let's see if we can forge an attack fast enough.

[Desert Dog]

**Illegal to move 2 times for black**

Nothing, immediately. But it'd have been a big fat target, waiting for scary tactics to aim at it.

[paul23]

Hey you can't make a move to white and black at the same time lol!

[Desert Dog]

? paul23? I already made that move, and he replied... ya just deleted my move to add your own.

And the dragon is like, the only sicilian I know. Because I love attacking it, 'tis all.

Edit: For the curious, I did e7-e5.. but I guess it's time to let paul23 have a turn.

[flexaplex]

Wtf's going on lol :P

Yeah, I think board is reset to this. Or I just make the move again from Paul's position, whatever :D



EDIT:

Edit: For the curious, I did e7-e5.. but I guess it's time to let paul23 have a turn.

Paul, please don't do e7e5 :P You have an opportunity to clear my bishops here!

[Desert Dog]

I think paul23 took the 'normal' amount of time to think, and make a move, while I was playing like I was on coffee (like I was). We blitzed him a few moves.

I had played e5.. with the intention of a f5 follow up, either crushing you on the king side, or knocking out your last piece in the center... the temporary backward d pawn shouldn't be a problem.

but.. ofc.. paul23.. you can have a turn... ....

...

*starts shaking*