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[SkullSoft]

Granted, but it's The Matrix

I wish for...a million friends!

[Shasoos]

Granted, but they all hate you.

I wish for a new Tardis.

[SkullSoft]

what the heck is a Tardis?

Granted, but no one knows what it is and it's useless.

I wish for...reliable old age security!

[Manuel777]

Granted! but you're in prision now.. for life.

I wish to conquer the entire world!!

[roytheshort]

Granted, you get a fully developed world that is 120,000 light years away.

I wish that everyone was made of fish.

[SkullSoft]

Granted, but they're all undead sharks.

I wish for... peace on earth!

[Moogle-Girl]

Granted, but it only extends to a couple kids stuck in sibling rivalry.

I wish for a TWEWY sequel! :D

[roytheshort]

Granted, but all the Final Fantasy characters are removed. All of them. Even that guy with the long arms.

I wish that the moon really was made of delicious cheddar.

[Manuel777]

Granted, but its a really crappy sequel.

I wish for pokemons to be real!

[Moogle-Girl]

Granted, but all the Final Fantasy characters are removed. All of them. Even that guy with the long arms.

You're thinking of Kingdom Hearts, my wish was granted exactly as envisioned! I win. :3

I wish for pokemons to be real!

Granted. Groudon goes on a rampage and everyone dies.

I wish for the power to shoot ice cream from my thumb. :3

[flexaplex]

Granted, but someone locks you up in an icecream van and forces you to make icecream all day for their greedy business

I wish I could turn invisible at will

[Moogle-Girl]

Granted, but it doesn't affect your clothes and you go blind while invisible.

I wish for cat ears.

[flexaplex]

Granted, I cut off your pet cat's ears and give them to you in a bag

I wish I knew the best thing to wish for

[Moogle-Girl]

Granted, but that was your only wish, bye!

I wish the battery on my DS never ran out.

[makerofthegames]

Granted, it never did run out. Although, I can't speak for the future of your DS's battery.

I wish for pie.

[nearlyNonexistent]

Granted, but it is cake flavored.

I wish to have the ability to control time for this or any other entire universe, as well as any subset or subsets I so desire and share any chosen effects of this time manipulation with any other objects or individuals I so desire, whether this sharing will allow them to act within frozen time, experience time as moving at a different relative rate, or any other effect I can cause through this ability, while neither I nor they suffer any of the negative consequences coupled with such time manipulation in regular physics, with this ability accessed and controlled through my own simple use of imagination and non-strenuous mental effort, and the manipulations of time possible through this ability including but not limited to the following: first, the alteration of my subjective experience of time's flow to be either slower or faster, while I remain moving at my own usual speed from my relative perceptions, with the exact rate of time being exactly as I desire; second, the stopping of all activity by all objects and beings besides myself, except in those cases in which I am sharing the time-stop effect with others, while I and those I share with are still capable of normal action as we would be were time not stopped; third, objective reversal of events while keeping my thoughts and knowledge intact, with the speed and extent of reversal being exactly as I desire; fourth, instantaneous travel to any point in time I choose, whether that travel is objective - that is, bodily travel through time while remaining in the same point in space as relative to the planet I am on, or subjective - that is, mental travel through time to temporarily displace the mind of my self of that time with the mind of my self that initiated the travel, with all my thoughts and knowledge intact and current with when the travel was initiated, as well as gaining all memories gained by the other self in the mean time in cases of subjective travel to the future, and the displaced mind is to be replaced upon my subjective time travel departure; all these time control abilities are to remain available to me even should manipulation in the time stream causes this wish to never be made, or if I travel to a point in time before this wish was made, and I am to be given memories and knowledge of these abilities immediately should any event occur to cause said memories and or knowledge to be lost.

[flexaplex]

Granted, but you've just died of old age taking so long to make the damned wish

I wish one sub-atomic on the far side of the galaxy was in a relative position 1 attometer transposed to what it is now.

[makerofthegames]

Granted, but in result of that everybody dies.


I wish for pi.

[nearlyNonexistent]

Granted, but you've just died of old age taking so long to make damned wish

Problem: that can be read aloud without dying.

Granted, but I add an "e" to the end.

I wish for someone to actually read and grant my first wish.

Edited by Kaleb702 Games, 02 June 2012 - 02:46 AM.

[Weegeesquare]

granted, but when you control time you control your time too.
I wish people wold play the RPG game(my fourm game)