397 replies to this topic

[Yudhis]

granted but you only travel around the Globe

i wish i can sit

[AlaskaGames]

granted but you sat on a tack.
I wish for a girlfriend...

[Gametester1000]

granted, but she robbed a bank and both of you are in prison

i wish for a helicopter

Edited by Gametester1000, 06 July 2012 - 06:20 PM.

[yokcos700]

Granted. It lands on your head and paralyses you from the neck down.

I wish to die within the next microsecond.

[Neon00]

Granted but you get brought back to life less then a microsecond later.
I wish for the next person to make a wish.

Edited by Neon00, 12 July 2012 - 02:18 PM.

[makerofthegames]

I wish that the previous ungranted wish remains ungranted.

[blopit]

Granted but that's your own ungranted wish so it will remain ungranted i.e. granted. This creates a space time paradox and you turn into a bagel.
One with raisins in it!

I wish I was Blopit.

[Gametester1000]

It wasn't a mistake; I knew I was bumping an old topic haha

Granted (well sort of) but because you name was already blopit you name was changed to KIA (killed in action)

I wish for gamemaker studio 1.2 to come out

Edited by Gametester1000, 29 January 2013 - 04:14 AM.

[Exkakx]

Granted, it comes out... of your ass.

I wish I had a pizza.

[Gametester1000]

Granted its a moldy pizza

I wish my hard drive did not crash! I lost a lot of my work!

[Mercerenies]

Granted, but suddenly your processor fails.

I wish I had been able to finish my Jam entry.

[makerofthegames]

Granted but nobody voted on it.

I wish that my Jam entry wins so hard that it gets 0th place.

[ElectroMan]

Granted. However, due to you breaking basic mathematical theories and axioms, you destroy all fields and branches based on Maths, which is practically everything. Good job.

I wish Olivia Wilde were living next door. And liked me. Like, really like liking.

Edited by ElectroMan, 29 January 2013 - 03:38 PM.

[StewartB]

Granted, but there's a 50-foot-high concrete barrier around your house so it's basically useless anyway...

I wish I could stop procrastinating.

[makerofthegames]

Granted. You work yourself to death.

I wish that I could fly.

[SuperComplex Games]

Granted. You are now on creative mode in Minecraft.

I wish I could meet Chuggaaconroy.

[Changgi]

You do, but you can't say anything to him.
I wish I could make a wish that doesn't have any drawbacks!

[Exkakx]

Granted. There are no drawbacks to this wish. *nothing happens*

I wish I had over 9000 posts.

[Changgi]

You do, but all of them were deleted by mods cause they were spam, yet the number is kept in the post count.
I wish for 1 more wish.

[Exkakx]

Granted, next time you post you can make another wish.

I wish Changgi wasn't an "infamous regular".-