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[Zoltan Kriven]

Ok, Here are the rules of the game.

1. No Offensive Language. That means no cuss words, other than that be as offensive as you want, just don't aim it at anyone.
2. MUST be in ENGLISH.
3. The winner is the one who rhymes the same sound using different words the most times.
4.(the unwritten rule, until now) if you rhyme the same word multiple times it only counts once. The goal here being to see how many different words you can rhyme that all sound the same, (I realize that rhyme and all sound the same mean the same thing, but if I were to only say how many different words you can rhyme I would leave room for some of the rhymed words to only rhyme with some instead of all) so.. every word that is supposed to rhyme must rhyme with all of the other words that are supposed to rhyme.

If you break either of the first two rules, that post will not count, but, you can still try again.

BATTLE!!

And browser games are allowed, I had a moderator tell me that. T.V. Did you think I wouldn't notice?

I talked to a guy called True Valhalla
he took care of things like a true Balla
I thougt I was right but my words were holla
turns out that they would not hold wata

Ok, That's 4. Top That.

Just to restate it, There are rewards of a download of a game I am currently working on for anyone who beats my record of 36, also the same download for anyone who spots what my rap (the one with 36 lines) did besides break the record, since this prize has yet to be claimed I will give you a hint, you will have to look closely at the last word of each line of my rap to figure it out. The prize for spotting what my rap does besides break the record is only available until Monday, May, 28. If nobody has figured it out by then I will announce what the rap does besides break the record on Tuesday May, 29.

*UPDATE*

It took me longer than expected to announce this but noone has spotted this yet, so...
What my rap did besides break the record was every word at the end of the line, the ones that were supposed to rhyme, were all in alphebetical order. If you don't believe me check them yourself.
There are still standing rewards for anyone who beats 36. The reward is a download of a game I am working on. Just to be clear, this is not a first come first serve reward, anyone who beats it will get this prize.

Edited by Zoltan Kriven, 30 May 2012 - 06:12 AM.

[True Valhalla]

And browser games are allowed, I had a moderator tell me that. T.V. Did you think I wouldn't notice?

Only when they work.

No one is going to have any idea what you're talking about with the current state of this topic.

[Zoltan Kriven]

And browser games are allowed, I had a moderator tell me that. T.V. Did you think I wouldn't notice?

Only when they work.

No one is going to have any idea what you're talking about with the current state of this topic.

Please give it at least 30 more minutes to give people a chance to play. If noone plays by then, Then this topic deserves to be deleted.
And I would be willing to put money on it that at least 20% of all GMC members knew what a rap battle was before I posted this topic.

Edited by Zoltan Kriven, 25 May 2012 - 03:47 PM.

[GameDevDan]

I talked to a guy called True Valhalla
he took care of things like a true Balla
I thougt I was right but my words were holla
turns out that they would not hold wata

None of this rhymes properly. What are we supposed to be doing here?

[Zoltan Kriven]

I talked to a guy called True Valhalla
he took care of things like a true Balla
I thougt I was right but my words were holla
turns out that they would not hold wata

None of this rhymes properly. What are we supposed to be doing here?

That was a very poor example of rhyming. Let me explain this better.

Usually a raps are done in rhymes of 4 lines at a time. The last part of each line is supposed to rhyme. Each line counts as 1, the goal being to see who can come up with the most lines where the last part of every line rhymes.

Would someone who knows what I'm talking about please give a better example than mine, thank you.

[Follomania]

Ok, Here are the rules of the game.

2. MUST be in ENGLISH.

Hmm...it seems my unabridged Webster's dictionary does not have these words in it:
Balla
holla
wata

I believe that disqualifies that post.
Now to take it's place:

I was walking one time, by a shop by the road
When suddenly I spotted, a red spotted toad.
This toad was quite wise, and it's wisdom it showed.
This is what happened, and here is my ode.

"Why do you walk, Where the lawn has been mowed?
Do you not know that this land will erode?"
"I care not for your grass!" my harsh words quickly flowed,
"When my herd of cows, I am trying to goad!"

[Zoltan Kriven]

Ok, Here are the rules of the game.

2. MUST be in ENGLISH.

Hmm...it seems my unabridged Webster's dictionary does not have these words in it:
Balla
holla
wata

I believe that disqualifies that post.
Now to take it's place:

I was walking one time, by a shop by the road
When suddenly I spotted, a red spotted toad.
This toad was quite wise, and it's wisdom it showed.
This is what happened, and here is my ode.

"Why do you walk, Where the lawn has been mowed?
Do you not know that this land will erode?"
"I care not for your grass!" my harsh words quickly flowed,
"When my herd of cows, I am trying to goad!"

Now that someone has played, this game offically works.


Sorry, I was including words in the slang dictionary.
Good Job!! That's 8, now who thinks they can top it.

I went swimming down at the beach one day,
when I spotted a dolphin who wanted to play,
I started to leave, then decided to stay,
Just as the dolphin started to say,

I have a job that needs done today,
But I have no money, so I can not pay,
There is a shark I want you to slay,
he's just down the beach at the edge of the bay.

I said I'd do it, now I'm on my way,
I didn't think I would do it when I woke up today,
now I'm almost there, and got hit by spray,
right in the face by a whale named Jay,

When I arrived, in the sand he lay,
He was already dead and about to decay,
So I asked the dolphin if he was OK,
He said "I tricked you" and then swam away.

16, beat that. Wait, OOPs, I used today twice, I guess that's only 15.

And I know wata isn't really a word, just slang for water, but you try telling someone from New York that wata is not a word
They will probably try to define it for you. At the very least they might defend it.

Edited by Zoltan Kriven, 26 May 2012 - 02:56 PM.

[Artwark]

I tried to ride on a plane.
But I ended up taking the wrong lane
Then I noticed a dame
and she thought I was lame.

Just to get started for this game I'm trying my best. And I don't think I can beat your record.

Umm... Zoltan, are you still working on my game?

[Zoltan Kriven]

I tried to ride on a plane.
But I ended up taking the wrong lane
Then I noticed a dame
and she thought I was lame.

Just to get started for this game I'm trying my best. And I don't think I can beat your record.

Umm... Zoltan, are you still working on my game?

yep, check your e-mail

[True Valhalla]

[Follomania]

At the bread bakers shop, I was making some dough,
When suddenly a stranger, his face he did show.
He spoke rather softly, "Do you happen to know?
All that wind that's outside, does is continue to blow?"

I looked out my window, but I saw only snow.
Wind speed, as it seemed, had fallen quite low.
I said to this fellow, "The answer is 'No.'"
To this he responded with simply an, "Oh."

I saw he was sad, so I asked him real slow,
"What is wrong, little man, for your sadness does grow."
He said rather solemn, "I really don't know.
But I feel like perhaps, someone stomped on my toe!"

As I talked to this man, his history did flow
And I learned that this man enjoyed hunting doe.
But one of his friends, hurt his toe with a bow!
That toe was quite swollen, and it big it did grow!

My condolences I gave, to this man with a glow.
I offered him service to a sock I did sew.
"This sock will stretch" I said, as a foe.
"Now take your big toe, and please go!"

20

[Zoltan Kriven]

At the bread bakers shop, I was making some dough,
When suddenly a stranger, his face he did show.
He spoke rather softly, "Do you happen to know?
All that wind that's outside, does is continue to blow?"

I looked out my window, but I saw only snow.
Wind speed, as it seemed, had fallen quite low.
I said to this fellow, "The answer is 'No.'"
To this he responded with simply an, "Oh."

I saw he was sad, so I asked him real slow,
"What is wrong, little man, for your sadness does grow."
He said rather solemn, "I really don't know.
But I feel like perhaps, someone stomped on my toe!"

As I talked to this man, his history did flow
And I learned that this man enjoyed hunting doe.
But one of his friends, hurt his toe with a bow!
That toe was quite swollen, and it big it did grow!

My condolences I gave, to this man with a glow.
I offered him service to a sock I did sew.
"This sock will stretch" I said, as a foe.
"Now take your big toe, and please go!"

20

Good news, you now hold the record. Bad news it only counts as 19 because you used the word grow twice, only 1 will be counted. Your score is 19.

While making a game using an array,
I heard of a Pharaoh whose name was Ay,
it was said he had boats that were in the bay,
and in those were donkeys who let out a bray,

the boats had ropes and anchors they had to belay,
when the boats went sailing they found a cay,
which is an island of sand, coral, and clay,
the Pharaoh thus declared it glorious day,

for when he sent his boats there was no delay,
then a storm came upon them and they did not fay,
they then had a glorious feast for it was Fri-day,
it was made up of crabs and of shrimp and fillet,

they were fish of course they required a flay,
their anchors did sink for the rope started to fray,
but once they reached land they were merry and gay,
the donkeys on those boats of course ate hay,

And when they were out the Pharoh yelled "HEY",
My name is Ay, you know it's not Jay,
the name of the person who called him that? Kay,
the Pharoh was angry so in bed he lay,

the boats found Hawaii and all got a lei,
his son said can I have one, and he said yes you may,
it was but later upon Mon-day,
then he asked for two and the answer was nay,

Those things are expensive, for them we must pay,
but they're all in line, but they're in the queue,
at that the Pharoh motioned for Ray
Ray said I'll give you mine, so what do you say,

first he started to leave then decided to stay,
He could not leave his father, cause it was Sun-Day,
He could not leave his father , cause it was Tues-Day,
nor could he leave him if it was Wedns-Day,

So he sat down, and he ate his whey,
the more he would eat, the more he would weigh,
Pharoh charted a course and they took off that way,
When they arrived home, they all shouted "Yay"

this is 36 points. I also did something else here, lets see if anyone notices it. I will give whoever spots this first a download of a game I am working on when I finish it. The same goes to anyone who tops this score of 36.

Edited by Zoltan Kriven, 25 May 2012 - 10:33 PM.

[Sir]

I bet that man I saw down the street,
Was a man who could use some meat,
He looked up when I walked up to meet,
And said to me, "Hey man, I am elite!"

"You look like you could use some feet,
I bet you can't even take the bloody heat,
I'll take my laptop and google wheat,
You look like your quite an athlete!"

I looked up and saw the heat,
Then I started with my own beat.

"Man, you got nothin, I'm a treat.
I think you have to go to the potty seat.
Man, you so gotta go excrete
I think you'll find I'm so complete."

He replied, without missing a bleat,
"Man, your so jealous, your incomplete.
You got nothin on this, I'm a cheat.
If you win, I'll beat you in the backstreet."

I said, without conceit,
"Bro, your stupid! Bro, your a downbeat!
I bet with you, the summer ain't sweet.
The white meat, wild wheat, whiskey neat, is all indiscreet,
The weather sheet is bawsin neat,
I bet you will make an offbeat, holy creet, major deet."

The white heat, the black sheet,
the man began to unseat,
He fell down, and kissed the concrete.

I walked away with van fleet,
Knowing I had done my acrobatic feat.
The man, he died, out in the heat.
He was found incomplete, in the heat, without his feet, kissing the concrete, with a white sheet, he was indiscreet.

And thus this ends, this big tall cheat,
he couldnt compete,
when faced with a mastor of my replete,
He died that day, what a deceit,
I should be hanged, I know with lalit.

A man is dead, and I walked free.

37 lines, I think I repeated some though...

Edited by SirGuy, 25 May 2012 - 11:28 PM.

[Zoltan Kriven]

I bet that man I saw down the street,
Was a man who could use some meat,
He looked up when I walked up to meet,
And said to me, "Hey man, I am elite!"

"You look like you could use some feet,
I bet you can't even take the bloody heat,
I'll take my laptop and google wheat,
You look like your quite an athlete!"

I looked up and saw the heat,
Then I started with my own beat.

"Man, you got nothin, I'm a treat.
I think you have to go to the potty seat.
Man, you so gotta go excrete
I think you'll find I'm so complete."

He replied, without missing a bleat,
"Man, your so jealous, your incomplete.
You got nothin on this, I'm a cheat.
If you win, I'll beat you in the backstreet."

I said, without conceit,
"Bro, your stupid! Bro, your a downbeat!
I bet with you, the summer ain't sweet.
The white meat, wild wheat, whiskey neat, is all indiscreet,
The weather sheet is bawsin neat,
I bet you will make an offbeat, holy creet, major deet."

The white heat, the black sheet,
the man began to unseat,
He fell down, and kissed the concrete.

I walked away with van fleet,
Knowing I had done my acrobatic feat.
The man, he died, out in the heat.
He was found incomplete, in the heat, without his feet, kissing the concrete, with a white sheet, he was indiscreet.

And thus this ends, this big tall cheat,
he couldnt compete,
when faced with a mastor of my replete,
He died that day, what a deceit,
I should be hanged, I know with lalit.

A man is dead, and I walked free.

37 lines, I think I repeated some though...

You know what is really funny, the word you repeated was cheat. How ironic. That makes your score 36. It's a tie. Battle!!! Lets settle this one by writing a new one instead of adding to our current one. Upon further review of your rap, I can see that you rhymed the word heat 3 times. Only 1 of those count so that puts your score at 34. I'm still in the lead.

Edited by Zoltan Kriven, 26 May 2012 - 04:25 AM.