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#1 Kafeithekeaton

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Posted 03 November 2007 - 05:44 AM

Hello Kiddos, this is my project as of late, called Ark 23.
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It's a sequal (just a parody).

http://www.yoyogames...ames/show/15665


It's 3.45 megs and was made with version 7. Enjoy!



FAQ-

Q-You aren't Srehpog!
A-No, I'm not. And, I'm not claiming to be him.

Q-THIS GAME SUCKS!
A-You probably lost the game. Keep trying.

Q-Why'd you use Srehpog's Ark name?
A-Because, otherwise you wouldn't be able to identify it as a parody. I'm not claiming to be a direct sequel with the name Ark 23. I'm claiming the game is one better. There's no better name for it.

Q-ZOMG YOU SUCK!
A-This is a parody. Mmkay? Calm down. If you get angry at every little joke you see you won't enjoy life to the fullest. Lean back and put your heels up, and just enjoy.

Edited by Kafeithekeaton, 16 November 2007 - 10:29 PM.

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#2 gymnastdaniel5

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Posted 03 November 2007 - 06:21 AM

ug... sorry man... No real fight system and quite frankly I was bored after 2 secs.
2/10.b
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#3 Kafeithekeaton

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Posted 03 November 2007 - 07:38 AM

ug... sorry man... No real fight system and quite frankly I was bored after 2 secs.
2/10.b

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Then, play longer. After the first level, it really starts to get good.
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#4 killerelectro

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Posted 03 November 2007 - 07:46 AM

That is one of the worst games ever...

All you do is go to the captain and then the ship blows up, end of game.

DO NOT PLAY THIS! IT WILL GIVE YOU CRAPITIS!
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#5 Uries

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Posted 03 November 2007 - 08:24 AM

Hello Kiddos, this is my project as of late, called Ark 23.
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It's a sequal!

http://www.yoyogames...ames/show/15665


It's 3.45 megs and was made with version 7. Enjoy!

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Don't you need permission to make a sequel to someone else's game????
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#6 Tony225

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Posted 03 November 2007 - 09:17 AM

Yeah, especially when the graphics are crap! All I'm gonna give you is bad criticism, since you made a sequel to a game more high-technical than this crap! Why even bother TRYING to make a decent sequel to to ark when:

1. There was no possible way for it's sequel.

2. Your graphics are no where near it's originality.

3. It wasn't your game!

4. You can't make a decent battle engine!

5. Come on! Fighting with the wall?! Door!? Bed?! Ark has MUCH better idea's than yours. You even use the original textboxes! Unproffesional! I'm not even going to give out my proper review setting I usually do! Instead, i'll just give a straight out score! 0/10!
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#7 Erik Leppen

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Posted 03 November 2007 - 09:18 AM

ug... sorry man... No real fight system and quite frankly I was bored after 2 secs.
2/10.b

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Then, play longer. After the first level, it really starts to get good.

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General game design tip: make the first level also as interesting as possible, as this is the first level the players see and determines the first impression for the most part. A game with a boring first level will not be played up to the second level.
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#8 Rutger Bevers

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Posted 03 November 2007 - 11:36 AM

I like this game very much! It's really funny!

One of the best 'games' I've played in a while.

BTW: I am serious :(
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#9 Kafeithekeaton

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Posted 03 November 2007 - 03:29 PM

That is one of the worst games ever...

All you do is go to the captain and then the ship blows up, end of game.

DO NOT PLAY THIS! IT WILL GIVE YOU CRAPITIS!

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You're just mad becaues you lost the game. Try again.

Don't you need permission to make a sequel to someone else's game????

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If I was imitating them. But, I'm emulating them. Play the game, you'll see what I mean.


Yeah, especially when the graphics are crap! All I'm gonna give you is bad criticism, since you made a sequel to a game more high-technical than this crap! Why even bother TRYING to make a decent sequel to to ark when:

1. There was no possible way for it's sequel.

2. Your graphics are no where near it's originality.

3. It wasn't your game!

4. You can't make a decent battle engine!

5. Come on! Fighting with the wall?! Door!? Bed?! Ark has MUCH better idea's than yours. You even use the original textboxes! Unproffesional! I'm not even going to give out my proper review setting I usually do! Instead, i'll just give a straight out score! 0/10!

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1.Yes there was.
2.Ark 22's graphics weren't honestly all that great. Only decent.
3.I didn't say it was.
4.Yes, I can.
5.Hey, they're obstacles you have to face in normal life. It's important. And, if you fight the bed you lose, so, I don't reccomend it.

Just, take a glance at this, please.
http://dictionary.re...m/browse/parody


General game design tip: make the first level also as interesting as possible, as this is the first level the players see and determines the first impression for the most part. A game with a boring first level will not be played up to the second level.

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Nah, the first level is so short, I didn't bother.


I like this game very much! It's really funny!

One of the best 'games' I've played in a while.

BTW: I am serious :(

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Thank you very much!
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#10 Orc Leader

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Posted 03 November 2007 - 04:04 PM

Did you just call Ark 22's graphics bad?. . .
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#11 Kafeithekeaton

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Posted 03 November 2007 - 04:41 PM

Did you just call Ark 22's graphics bad?. . .

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Seeing as I used the word "decent", no. And, that's what they are; decent. But, this isn't a topic for discussing Ark 22.
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#12 block0man

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Posted 03 November 2007 - 05:59 PM

I've never played Ark 22, but I may give it a chance after seeing this game.

The graphics, though not as high quality as many of today's "games" for the xbox 360 (such as the shooting game halo and the racing game gta), are stylized in a very unique and praiseworthy manner. Where many other game developers might have used dark or dirty colors for the characters, Kafeithekeaton used bright, exciting colors that were almost painfully well done. Other, lesser game makers may have done the same thing with the background scenery, but Kafeithekeaton again defied all expectations by instead using the dark, gritty style that can create the extremely important first impression that all games aspire to. And the atmosphere doesn't die after first impressions. No, it sticks with the game the whole way through. You will find yourself thinking you are actually inside Ark 23, and it may actually scare you sometimes. Overall, the graphics, though not as important as gameplay, deserve at least a 9.9792/10. I did not give it a perfect score because no game is perfect, although this one is very close and probably should be.

While graphics are undoubtedly important, gameplay is much more important in the gaming community. Games like Pokemon have horrible graphics and box art, but people keep coming back to buy and play them because of the amazing gameplay and critically acclaimed animated series. Ark 23 is not like that, of course, because the graphics and gameplay are both amazing. The game is set up like an action/adventure/role playing/story driven RPG with role playing elements. Most adventure games have you walk around boring environments where nothing happens, but this game totally reinvents the whole idea of the genre. Every action is closely monitored by the game, and every small step is a test of the player's mind, body, and heart. The player must use their mind to think through steps and puzzles logically. The player's body may be the only thing keeping the player from entering the world of Ark 23 totally, so this is also important. Lastly, the player must use their heart to make important choices in the game. How will you treat this character? Do you really want to do that to an inatimate object? What will be the consequences of your actions? The use of the player's conscience and morality are one of the things that puts this game over the top for me. I will gladly give the gameplay a 9.9998/10, with .0002 points taken off for not having online multiplayer, which is something that I feel the modern day gaming market desires.

In conclusion, this is one of the finest gamemaker made games I have played in the last few years. Some may not like it, but the same can be said of almost any masterpiece. Emotions are invoked that many simply cannot understand, and will interpret as "bad." I'm sure that if you showed the Mona Lisa to a caveman, he would hoot and howl at something his brain simply couldn't understand. I'm not saying that people who don't like this game are cavemen, I am just saying that it is possible that they have very poor or primitive tastes in art. Yes, this game is art. I have no choice but to give this game the perfect score of 9.9999 repeating/10, since no game can be perfect, but as I said before this one probably is.
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#13 Kafeithekeaton

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Posted 03 November 2007 - 06:27 PM

Thank you. You brought tears to my eyes, as that was exactly what I was aiming for. Thanks very much for the review. I put tons of work into the graphics and gameplay to achieve that affect.

A quick question: has anyone here actually beaten it yet?
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#14 block0man

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Posted 03 November 2007 - 06:45 PM

I think I did, but I'm not positive.
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#15 Kafeithekeaton

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Posted 03 November 2007 - 06:47 PM

Keep trying. When you beat it, you'll be positive. Galavant around some more.
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#16 Rutger Bevers

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Posted 03 November 2007 - 09:57 PM

I've beaten it (if the part where the space ship crashes is the end). I was loughing so much with this game: first that guy that's saying crap and then the spaceship crashes :-). This game is very funny.
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#17 KingDiz

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Posted 03 November 2007 - 11:36 PM

Okey.. as a fellow rpg game maker... I'm sorry to say that this is not good. And I will of course tell you why:
-The Graphics is below avrage.. way below..
-Game Play?.. What game play? The player can't affect the outcome.. to complete this you could just create a guilde.. press 1.. go there press 2.. where is the challange..?

I'm going to stop now. I can be hard when I review a game, and thats cuse the world outside is hard. If you can't present at least some decent graphics.. what is the odds that someone who doesn't know what ark 22 will download this? High.. too high. You can't ride on a wave (ark 22's wave) and provide a product that is so, so mcuh below the original.

I will tell you that I only played the first part, but i doesn't matter... If i dislicked the first part.. why should I continue? No reason! The this feedback and do whatever you wish with it.. flame me back, try to explain or whatever you wish to do. I am honest to you now.. Good Luck in future projects and to all other ppl.. do NOT give feedback like "this suck" or "2/10" to a game without explaining why (with more the one sentence) that is unnecessary, just leave it as it is instead!!! It doesn't help anyone! I do not go to this forum for real feedback (there is other, better indie game forums for that), I go here to show of what I made with GM and I and I think that everyone else agree with me that NO ONE whats just "bad game" as a feedback.. it blows! AND do not comment this here, PM me instead! This is text for the creator and everyone else using this community. ONLY reply if it has with the current game to do!
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#18 Kafeithekeaton

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Posted 04 November 2007 - 12:21 AM

Okey.. as a fellow rpg game maker... I'm sorry to say that this is not good. And I will of course tell you why:
-The Graphics is below avrage.. way below..
-Game Play?.. What game play? The player can't affect the outcome.. to complete this you could just create a guilde.. press 1.. go there press 2.. where is the challange..?

I'm going to stop now. I can be hard when I review a game, and thats cuse the world outside is hard. If you can't present at least some decent graphics.. what is the odds that someone who doesn't know what ark 22 will download this? High.. too high. You can't ride on a wave (ark 22's wave) and provide a product that is so, so mcuh below the original.

I will tell you that I only played the first part, but i doesn't matter... If i dislicked the first part.. why should I continue? No reason! The this feedback and do whatever you wish with it.. flame me back, try to explain or whatever you wish to do. I am honest to you now.. Good Luck in future projects and to all other ppl.. do NOT give feedback like "this suck" or "2/10" to a game without explaining why (with more the one sentence) that is unnecessary, just leave it as it is instead!!! It doesn't help anyone! I do not go to this forum for real feedback (there is other, better indie game forums for that), I go here to show of what I made with GM and I and I think that everyone else agree with me that NO ONE whats just "bad game" as a feedback.. it blows! AND do not comment this here, PM me instead! This is text for the creator and everyone else using this community. ONLY reply if it has with the current game to do!

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I'm not going to adhere to anything you've said, because it proves you haven't gotten outside the first room and done the first part. And, it also proves you don't know what a parody is.
http://dictionary.re...m/browse/Parody

Research.

Edited by Kafeithekeaton, 04 November 2007 - 12:22 AM.

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#19 cyberdudequestor

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Posted 04 November 2007 - 05:57 AM

I'm gonna download it so I can tell people how great of a parody it is and how it's awesome.
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#20 KingDiz

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Posted 04 November 2007 - 09:26 AM

It's a sequal!


I've got outside the first room, do not worry. But why do you call it a sequal if its all just a joke. Make that more obvious instead. Put that in your topic. "This is NOT a serious game, just a parody." Not just a little note in the faq. Personally I think that game maker is a great tool, but it is sometime confusing when some people try to make good games and some just a praody with all the **** that is, sadly, made with it.


Off topic: Btw thanks for the great feedback on my game, I'll comment it later, you gave me some ideas on how to improve it.

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