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#1 ps2god

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Posted 28 June 2006 - 02:26 PM

First of all, I would like to say that this is NOT a prank program. Does no harm to your computer what so ever.

All this is, is a parody of Windows XP Professional. You just click on the files and other clickable things and live through the hell that Windows has put some of us through. :lol: And yes, there is a 'bluescreen of death' ::lmao::


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OMG DA SOURCE HAS BEEN RELEASED!!! :wacko: (Please give credit to me if you use it though)

Game Maker Version-- :lol:
Type--exe.
Size--2.33 megabites

Credits:
Programming--ps2god (me)
Graphics--Microsoft Windows, Doom, Nintendo
Sound--Nintendo, Microsoft Windows

Edited by ps2god, 14 September 2006 - 11:45 PM.

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#2 GmFreaky

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Posted 28 June 2006 - 02:35 PM

Lol, this if ****** simulator!
Very nice and funny !
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#3 ps2god

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Posted 28 June 2006 - 02:36 PM

Thanks for the reply GmFreaky. :wacko:
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#4 GM6_Dude

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Posted 28 June 2006 - 03:18 PM

Halarious and it reminds me of that flash of windows RG but this owns that x-D
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#5 Finland Games

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Posted 28 June 2006 - 03:19 PM

Interesting, but add more things to do, after 5 min it get boring. Also add the highlight effect when you click on something.
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#6 ps2god

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Posted 28 June 2006 - 04:02 PM

Thanks for the replies guys. I might add on to it if I have time today.
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#7 comspy

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Posted 28 June 2006 - 04:25 PM

THAT IS SOOOO FUNNY!!!

oops, sorry bout the caps, it just magically turned on, stupid window unprofessional!

Lol, i like it.

The blue screen of death!

Error! Error!

I like it, send it in to bill gates and see what he thinks of it.. lol.

10/10

I support future development of the program.. if i say so myself

Uh o

Sor, th blu scn aperd gr1

The blue screen appeared, and effected my writing
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#8 inquisitor_lord

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Posted 28 June 2006 - 05:25 PM

nice, though it still needs some work 8/10
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#9 Grantax

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Posted 28 June 2006 - 06:05 PM

This made me want to continue on the one I'm working on. :wacko:
But the programs here have no functions, it's only pictures and sounds.
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#10 sir raskasar

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Posted 28 June 2006 - 06:11 PM

LOL, i liked it much. also reminded me on Windows RG.

but i found some bugs:

some sprites are transparant but they shouldnt be.
try holding the mouse on something :wacko:
you will hear the beep over and over again..

nice work, u should continue this

8/10
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#11 Newly Discovered

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Posted 28 June 2006 - 06:51 PM

i didnt like how you just added badly drawn text into each window...using actual text would look nicer. I thought it was pretty boring. 1/10
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#12 sinkhead101

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Posted 28 June 2006 - 09:08 PM

Cool, it's quite fun laughing at Micro$oft!
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#13 Angelwinged

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Posted 28 June 2006 - 10:10 PM

You actually got me laughing at one point... as you click the Windows Media Player hahaha... pretty OK for a "I'm bored now"-program. Just for fun.
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#14 Tahnok

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Posted 28 June 2006 - 10:17 PM

Funny idea, but needs work. If you want good MS jokes, take look here:

GameDev.net - Humor

My favorites are the windows error codes. Or course, don't just rip them off, but it should give you some good ideas (something other than dll errors).
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#15 Sektor_Z

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Posted 28 June 2006 - 10:26 PM

*funni* but not really well programmed...
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#16 magicjames92

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Posted 28 June 2006 - 10:28 PM

definatley add more to do its funny
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#17 ZDM

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Posted 28 June 2006 - 10:47 PM

this would be classified as a shell os? No? 7/10
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#18 Eyelidman

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Posted 28 June 2006 - 11:01 PM

You forgot "ERROR: Help file missing. Please view the help file for more information."

This was ok, but I would like to see some more interactivity. When you open a program " such as gamemaker" you should be able to do more than just close the program. The error messages didn't look good, and they should have had some structure.
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#19 ps2god

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Posted 28 June 2006 - 11:07 PM

Thanks for the replies everyone! Although I wasn't going to continue working on this, mabey I'll put in some more features and fix those bugs if I have time this week. :wacko:
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#20 nickaroocrew

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Posted 28 June 2006 - 11:33 PM

well it was funny but you can do like absolutely nothing in this!!!! you can't type you can't minimize screens and there is like nothing to to
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