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You know you're addicted to Mario Kart when you're late for work and thus paranoid about blue shells.
My cat got his tail in my plate of pancakes, and now he's got syrup all over it. I think I'm done for the night.
So if you drag a computer off of the bench in my LabSim program, the program crashes. Did I break the fourth wall or something?
best way to tell if you're on PCP: If you're watching Dancing w/ the Stars and everything appears normal & rational, then sober the **** up.
You'd think Breast Cancer Awareness advocates wouldn't raise funds by selling cartons of fattening iced sugar cookies. I guess I was wrong.
People who get a tattoo of the Triforce on themselves don't know the meaning of the word originality.